Coon tunes

adj and or noun;
1) genre of music with a loud, ratchet sound that blatantly disrespects the true essence of hip hop.

2) often mistaken for rap or hip hop, coon tunes allow the listener to escape into a parallel universe where sounds such as "pow" and "uh" are mistaken for real terms.

3) genre of music depicted by those who indulge in FOOLERY.
Words such as: ratchet, energetic,infamous and feel good all can describe such tunes.

4) music with no real meaning, coon tunes make you feel a certain type of way. Sheer joy comes from such.
I listen to coon tunes when I work out 'cause it gets me going.
by The Coon Tunes President February 28, 2011
Get the Coon tunes mug.

Doon Coon

A racist term for middle-eastern people who tend to show more of a hip-hop background than their religious background.
Hey man, the cab i just took had a total Doon Coon in it. I got out as soon a A Millie came on.
by Ma Dude February 24, 2009
Get the Doon Coon mug.

coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.
Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement
by JPZ November 01, 2006
Get the coon toilet mug.

Zip Coon

1. A black person who is trying their best to please white people

2. A black person who is acting performatively or foolishly in a way that reinforces black stereotypes

3. A black person that is playing in to the white hierarchy simply because it benefits them, thereby making themselves look like a fool

4. A minstrel archetype character first introduced in the mid-19th century. He is defined by his overly grandiose speech pattern and his use of paranomasia & malapropism, which undermine his attempt to appear "high-society."
"Did you hear Tyrone telling that racist joke to his white co-workers? What an absolute Zip Coon."

"Crystal made a Facebook status about 'Blue Lives Matter'. I had no idea she was such a Zip Coon"

"That rapper is Zip Coon-ing out all over Twitter, talking about how all black people should own guns"
by lemondifficult March 24, 2018
Get the Zip Coon mug.

LIL COON

Strait numba 1 gangsta of tha souf.
"A LIL coon cant walk nomo from dat patron."

by NOFEAR585 December 08, 2008
Get the LIL COON mug.

white coon

A derogatory statement that refers to racist white trash.
"That old ass white coon said he's going to Lynch us!"
by thatoneguywhoisintheknowyoukno December 29, 2015
Get the white coon mug.

Coon Bombing

A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.

Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
by Wolf89 July 18, 2008
Get the Coon Bombing mug.