Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom
by Someone1923736727172737 February 04, 2020
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 02, 2020
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condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
by hahhaahhahaah January 18, 2016
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potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.
Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.
by The One and Only What December 09, 2017
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Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!
by Ser Wat of discord February 04, 2020
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Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night
by Thetatochip February 09, 2023
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condom drive by

Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house
by Lgmobile98 March 13, 2016
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