Scat Condom

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
Karl: hey baby, you ready for a scat condom?
Stacy: no, Karl, and stop following me!
by Ser Wat of discord February 04, 2020
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condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.
I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.
by metal nilla March 30, 2016
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condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
by hahhaahhahaah January 18, 2016
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potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.
Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.
by The One and Only What December 09, 2017
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shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.
by syberfilm April 21, 2016
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 02, 2020
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condom coinflip

The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.
Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.
by harrycomets July 30, 2011
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