Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
Get the shanghai condom mug.When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
Get the Scat Condom mug.The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010
Get the Condom Swipe mug.When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020
Get the Condom-Whiffle mug.The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.
Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.
by harrycomets July 30, 2011
Get the condom coinflip mug.1. To burst a condom. Usually caused by forgetting to hold the little teat at the end, when putting it on, to keep the air out. The subsequent, er, fast vigorous powerful rhythmic pumping action compresses the air, increasing pressure and rupturing the thin rubber.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
2. To place a condom on some object, usually other than a penis.
3. To swallow a condom, usually after removing the wrapper.
1. I was banging this chick like a madman on crack when I popped the condom. Now I've got to pay child support for quadruplets.
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
2. Charles popped the condom on his head.
3. I'll just pop a condom ... Ulp, ughh, urrr, blechh ....
by MrWhooHoo December 20, 2013
Get the pop a condom mug.Ryan: "Hey man I had a condom-shooter this morning while taint-sitting with Melanie"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
Jacob: "is that a drink"
Ryan: "no I came so hard the condom shot off"
by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014
Get the Condom-shooter mug.