claitment

A claim that is obviously a lie and then backing said lie with a false statement.

The election was stolen and I have evidence that proves it. That's my Claitment and I am sticking to it.

by Dirtychuck January 18, 2022

Clat

the past tense of “clit”

I just clat myself.

by calicelev February 21, 2022

CAUT

Complaining about unimportant things.

I wish the neighbor would stop CAUT!

by Boyo-frum-Downah April 17, 2022

Clafted

Cool dude, NOT A CLIT THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS SHUT THE HELL UP.

Hey, that's Clafted, he's cool.

by maneating3423 April 2, 2022

Clart

To suck dick intensely

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first

by Jimbobbobbob July 2, 2022

Clat

Can’t lie about that

It’s true! I clat.

by Onthespotap July 29, 2022

Clant

To poo on someone’s face

I’ll clant you mate

by picalili August 6, 2022