The belief that you won't go to an imaginary place unless you believe in an imaginary guy that performed imaginary miracles in an imaginary town.
Christianity Christ
by Porrtrtra April 28, 2009
someone who believes that Jesus died for the sins of the world. often stereotyped as a jerk because alot of the douchebags who claimed to be christians acted the complete opposite of what Jesus told them to do. for some reason many christians of the past completely disregarded (and alot still do) "thou shalt not kill", "love thy neighbor" & "do not judge or you will be judged". therefore making an annoying stereotype that the good ones have to live down.
Mother Theresa, Martin Luther King Jr., John Paul II, Barack Obama, Selena Gomez, Nelson Mandela, Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, Erasmus, Christian
by millennium996 August 15, 2012
a guy who never stops giving you chances even though you never stop screwing up. he's sweet, sensitive, and has a HUGE heart, but he's also insucure, and sometimes blind in the sense that he lets his anger and frustrations keep him from seeing what's right infront of his adorable face. he's also full of surprises and does things that you wouldn't expect him to in certain situations.
by gwen wright April 28, 2013
a small little bitch ass nigga who talks alot of shit and has no life hes cocky asf but when u wanna catch hands he runs like a lil bitch. Christian usually has Rango as a friend. If you see a christian run hands.
by Litdrew69 May 16, 2017
A religion that posits that an supernatural being created humanity. Said being then decided to kill every human on the planet except a few (Noah and his family)- even though this being KNEW when he made humanity that they would behave in a manner that would compel him to commit, not just genocide, but near extinction of the ENTIRE human race. Later, this god had a “son”. Rut roh- now we’re claiming that God had a “son” but we CAN’T become like those nasty polytheists. Thus the concept of “the Trinity” arose. According to the Christians, god the Father, for some reason, needed Jesus to die because again, humanity is imperfect. Well, Jesus did, in fact die, but according to the Christians, that STILL wasn’t good enough. After he died, people still HAVE to somehow be able to discern and follow the correct minutia of theology. Guess what, even though the son of god (supposedly) died for you sins, if you were born in a non-christian country or to a non-christian family, or if your Christianity is “off” in some nebulous way, god will condemn you to AN ETERNITY of spiritual and physical suffering. All this despite the fact that god supposedly made us to be this way and had the foresight to know this is exactly how we would turn out- nope, an eternity of suffering for you. Also, in America at least, Christianity involves loving guns and flags.
Hey Bob, I love Christianity so I don’t like gay people. Never mind that I ignore literally every other rule in the old testament as well as the entire new testament.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Christianity is a cult.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 26, 2005
A racist religion that has it's origins in Europe. Responsible for most of the crimes in America that is child molesters, child rape , pedophile rings and child pornography. Churches of Christianity often support and are part the organized crimes that are made to promote pedophillia. Passeges in the Bible often condone child rape since Jesus was said to have slept with many.
by Joshyjay2553 May 19, 2018