Chip and Joanna Gaines

A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.

Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.

by xowe March 31, 2019

half-chip

slang term for a half of a gram of cocaine

guy1: "yo man you got that half-chip?"
guy2: "yeah man, 35 bucks"

by Grind_420 March 19, 2009

chip

Your cheek and your lip.

I turned when she tried to kiss me and she totally got me on the chip.

by jdizzle69 December 29, 2007

Potato Chip

Just following sexual intercourse you must proceed to ejaculate on your partners back. Using your fingers to smear the cum out into a thin layer. Allow to dry overnight, and upon waking in the morning force your partner to eat it.

I hear your mom loves my home-made potato chips!

by CellarDoor5656 April 13, 2006

Mint Chocolate Chip

The situation you find yourself in when you realize how nasty people would look jerking off.

Carol: OMG YOUR GRANDPA!
Kelsey: I will never be able to think about Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream again.

by Thee Elite Three April 10, 2008

Chip

a word use to tell your friend about a hot girl in front of you so she doesn't know that you're talking about her.

Guy: Dude, chip. 12 o'clock.

Guy's Friend: I would love to eat that chip till there's nothing left!

by orachueue January 7, 2011

chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.

That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.

by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011