Sam Chops

Sideburns so dangerous that they almost poke your damn eyes out.

Courtesy of Sam Winchester of Supernatural.

Damn those Sam Chops are tasty.

by KrimsonX September 27, 2009

Insta'Choosin

to choose on instagram; , To like or comment on multiple pictures of a person that you want to get to know on a person level OTHER than instagram.

-Girl you insta'choosin like shit get off his page.

- Friend 1: What you doin?
Friend 2: Girl shit in the house, Insta'choosin & Twatchin.

by ReneePiink August 15, 2012

Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Off chops

When something is too good to be true

Kenneth’s is off chops.

Amelia and Daniel are not off chops.

by yeeeeboiiiiiii May 24, 2021

choas

the colloquial combining of the insults "choad" and "ass"

Matt is such a choas.

by Winston Peril April 5, 2005

Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.

One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012