So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.

Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"

Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."

chode by The Bros October 17, 2004

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chode

when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.

"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."

chode by Daver_G May 4, 2005

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chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

chode by clintonius rex May 1, 2007

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chode

Can be a short / wide penis or a person whos height is unproportional their width. (stocky). this is not neccessarily a bad physical trait unless the width comes from being out of shape/ over-weight.

1.) I heard that kid has a chode.
2.) Look at that fat fucking chode wobbling down the hall, trying to get to his locker.

chode by Chodey McChodels February 15, 2008

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