by Jay A April 20, 2005
guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"
guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."
guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."
by sperrysnosocks May 04, 2010
1) Diarrhea that follows ingestion of poorly cooked or undercooked foot which can include, but is not limited to Oriental food.
2) Semi-solid stool directly caused by the last thing a person eats
3) Any type of food poisoning
4) Chinese food that gives the consumer the bubble butts
5) Diarrhea farts
6) Mao Tse-Tung's Revenge
2) Semi-solid stool directly caused by the last thing a person eats
3) Any type of food poisoning
4) Chinese food that gives the consumer the bubble butts
5) Diarrhea farts
6) Mao Tse-Tung's Revenge
by I. Richmond March 13, 2007
Using a perfectly good item to repair the same broken item. Swapping parts from the known good item to the broken item. Often used when repairing complex machine such as an automobile or complicated electrical and/or mechanical machinery.
"I have no idea how to fix this piece of shit. I gotta find a working one so I can Chinese blueprint this bitch".
by tmunny127 January 30, 2015
When a chinese man pulls open a womens butt hole with chop sticks after anal sex and skeets on her butt hole, making her ass look like a chinese donut.
by rhino velvet February 08, 2009
When something like a heater or stove is turned up as hot as it can possibly go in order to heat things up in a room as quickly as possible.
"He put the stove on Chinese overdrive so that it got so hot it glowed."
"I set the oven to chinese overdrive to get it as hot as it could get."
"I set the oven to chinese overdrive to get it as hot as it could get."
by Kai01 March 18, 2008
"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."
"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."
"ahhh, make sure you open a window."
"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."
"ahhh, make sure you open a window."
by homerer May 11, 2009