Definitions by tmunny127
Cobesity
The worldwide epidemic that is the result of the worldwide pandemic, Covid-19 because everyone stuck at home watching porn, smoking weed, and eating uncontrollably.
fold laundry
When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.
(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.
fold laundry by tmunny127 January 29, 2015
Chinese Blueprint
Using a perfectly good item to repair the same broken item. Swapping parts from the known good item to the broken item. Often used when repairing complex machine such as an automobile or complicated electrical and/or mechanical machinery.
"I have no idea how to fix this piece of shit. I gotta find a working one so I can Chinese blueprint this bitch".
Chinese Blueprint by tmunny127 January 29, 2015