I took this Austrian chick home last night in Byron, she was horny as fuck and wanted in the arse. I said I didn’t have lube and she said don’t worry, so I went dry cheezel.
by Smoothy69 May 23, 2018
Get the Dry cheezel mug.Luis Chavez is Often referred to as “the king of pimps” or “the biggest pimp I know”. He is a genius, chill and talks to the girls frequently. He is nice but also stands up for the homies.
by Pimpin42069 November 30, 2021
Get the Luis Chavez mug.noun; a selfish bastard who trys to mooCh off of you At any opportunity tht presents itself. Whether it be food, gas, fishing poles, bicycles,Money, shelter, tuna, inteRnet, texting, boobs, rIdes, horses, weaved baskets. In all reality a white trash ass hole who trys to get everythiNg.
by peter crumpintime April 27, 2008
Get the Cheezel mug.The most sexiest person on the planet. Myths have said that this sexy beast was a friend of Courtney Love. But of course, Courtney Love was the sexiest of the sexiest next to Kurt Cobain. Well then, do you understand my explanation? Anytime you hear the word 'Cheeze', or 'Cheezeshit', you KNOW it's that sexy guy in Doral, Florida. VERY good looking, ghetto, and everyone's homeboy.
Have I said that he's sexy?
HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Have I said that he's sexy?
HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Girl: OMG CHEEZE CAN I MARRY YOU!?!?!
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
by courtneyinchains May 2, 2008
Get the Cheezeballs mug.1. The nickname for the the most bad ass person ever.
2. The crusty nut sweat build up when you haven't shaved your pubs.
3. Placing a form of cheeze (i.e. Creamcheeze, cheeze power mix, cheeze, cheeze puffs power) & rubbing it on your nutz for a chic to lick.
4. Taking a picture with you nutz hanging out to say "Cheeze!"
5. Adding a tasty surpise for the chic sucking on your nutz.
2. The crusty nut sweat build up when you haven't shaved your pubs.
3. Placing a form of cheeze (i.e. Creamcheeze, cheeze power mix, cheeze, cheeze puffs power) & rubbing it on your nutz for a chic to lick.
4. Taking a picture with you nutz hanging out to say "Cheeze!"
5. Adding a tasty surpise for the chic sucking on your nutz.
Letting a patch of weeds grow on your nutz, Working up a sweat, and not getting a chance to shower.
Everyone is taking a serious picture. And then when the prints come back... What's this? Cheezeballz!
Everyone is taking a serious picture. And then when the prints come back... What's this? Cheezeballz!
by Angry Monkey Nutz July 8, 2009
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Get the pimp n be cheezy mug.a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser
omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier
by llamas and cheeze January 11, 2009
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