Cereal

Literally the russian guy sitting next to me

What's up Cereal?

by _Amogusman_ December 7, 2022

Cereal

The cold sugary soup people eat for breakfast

omg is that cold cereal soup you're eating bussin my man??

by Official Cult Leader March 19, 2021

Cereal

Serious

Person1: I heard she makes, like, a million bucks.
Person2: Are you cereal?

Two known appropriate responses are:
Person 1: Special-K - I have no Idea, I'm just talking.
Person 1: Total - absolutely.

by jjjjon September 12, 2017

Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 August 31, 2023

Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)

I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.

by The Black Russian December 14, 2018

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

cereal

canada

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day

by ñañaña November 18, 2019