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SUNY Canton

One of the worst college campus for a SUNY school. SUNY Canton is located a stone throw away from the Canadian border in a town that has nearly nothing. Since we're in a NEW YORK school, the college has decided to change their logo to a Kangaroo without asking the students for their imput! (Thanks global warming!)

With a mandatory housing policy unless you still live with your parents, live in the area, or are over the age of 25, the school tries to make you stay and eat their mixtures that are laced with laxatives and made in Chaney.

In the dorms you'll find trash in various places (the stairwells were a favorite)...and don't dare touch the railings...they are always sticky. The dorm rooms are small and only have two skinny windows, that don't let in much light. You can't control the heat in the dorms, therefore it is always really hot or really cold. It seems like there was never an in between. The windows are always clouded with condensation stuck in between them, so you could hardly ever even see out of them. In the winter the windows would freeze over, and you wouldn't be able to see out of them. The walls were also so thin that you could always hear what was going on in the next room. Also, the walls on the sides of the buildings slant in wards (therefore if your on the third floor you have the smallest room), and because of this you'd also get sound traveling up and down the walls from your neighbors downstairs.

To get to classes you will have to walk up a trechorous hill (which is always icy, wet, and or muddy) which will give you asthma attacks, and make you feel like you needed your mountain climbing gear.

Also, if you have a problem find someone else to talk to besides your RA or RD, because all they do is get together and discuss/gossip about all the students problems.

If you're deciding to go to SUNY Canton, it isn't half bad if you just live off campus.
That's MY SUNY Canton!
by Lauraness January 3, 2009
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catonsville

The chillest most illest place on earth. This is where the true players play and the fine ladies come out to partay. If you ain't in the ville you ain't no where. Meet at the 7-eleven, make a beet run, party all night...that's how we do in cville, either love it or hate it we is who we is...Represent the ville
"Hey man did you hear what happened in Catonsville last night"
"No man i bet it was awesome!"
"Heck yes it was, there was a huge party!!"
"Nice man who was there??"
"Everyone man everyone...I even saw P Diddy"
"Sweet man he raps"
"Yea dude...the cops came though...they are bitches"
"For real"
by cville city October 28, 2005
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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
by Highzman October 25, 2012
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Cotton pony

by Scottwax April 26, 2003
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cotton candy

A strain of marijuana of Afghani heritage.
That Hawaiian x Cotton Candy cross really blew my mind!
by dutch passion May 1, 2003
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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.
"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021
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carton

australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.
Its all happening mate. bring yer cartons.
by herbie August 25, 2004
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