Cap store

A store where they sell caps to people that are lying

Bro, this guy said the american aducation system is the best. He belongs in the Cap store.

by TheManThatRegretted February 3, 2021

cap hell

when a team's current and future commitments are close to or over the salary cap, leaving them little to no cap space to pay or resign their current roster

even if they were to make the playoffs this year they'd still be stuck in cap hell

by memedeity2k17 November 2, 2021

Cap'n Kirk

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004

cap n coke

Drink mixture of Captain Morgan and Coke on ice, also known as a rum and Coke

Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

cap a pop in yo ass

A variation of "pop a cap in yo ass".
Said by a vending machine in a Simpsons episode prior to firing several cans of pop at Bart.

*Bart attacks the vending machine*
Vending machine: Yo, I'm gonna cap a pop in yo ass!

by Allen Smithee December 18, 2007

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.

"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009