who canoes

who knows!

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!

by -mojo November 10, 2020

Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.

Me and the boys are going snow canoeing later!

by Noname70 November 27, 2020

Canoe

Common slang used to refer to feet, particularly feet that would be perceived larger than average.

"did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"

"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"

by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020

chippawa canoe

when a man giving oral sex to a woman while she is taking a dump and your chin is riding her turds that are floating in the toilet.

she gave me a blumpkin! but, she told me i was going to have ride the chippawa canoe later.

by thedb63 November 2, 2020

Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.

"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"

by Ricktorious November 8, 2020

canoed out

its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out

My friend Manuel doesnt fool around with women whom he believes have been canoed out

by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021

Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021