Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

CUP BABY

a child of the sperm donor faction never went from the sack to the womb

a Fatherless individual

e1. GTFO OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN CUP BABY
e2. get a load of the fuckin cup baby
e3

by anonymous May 1, 2025

Cup Twins

When two people sexually share a cup which they use to poop in.

My sister and her girlfriend are Cup Twins

by Emberthrive May 9, 2025

Cup Demon

A phrase used in ultimate frisbee to describe a player who jumps at every chance to be in the cup on zone defense, and sweats that position 24/7, gratuitous layouts galore, feining for blocks, rarely ever actually playing good defense. Typically, they are completely incompetent in any other roles in zone because all they ever do is be in the cup. Interestingly enough they never want to set the mark.

Number 7 on the other team is a cup demon

by Crashiewashie July 22, 2025

cup of tea

The slang term read: idiom for "preference, allotment"

Cooking isn’t really my cup of tea; I prefer to order takeout instead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

quarter cup

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

by Q-Cup November 30, 2013

stay-cup

Opposite of a go-cup. A cup that is typically quite large, e.g. 32 oz. plus in volume and filled with booze which is used to discourage someone from leaving.

Amy: Drew has been drinking all day, and has maintained a nice buzz through the day.

Lisa: Ya, we went to breakfast and he started with bloody's at Maudie's and then I went boot shopping with the girls and Drew went over to watch the game with his college buddies. Apparently, he was going to leave at half-time, though they served him a screwdriver stay-cup, so he lasted to the end of the game. Ubered over with his go-cup. And here we are.

by the comand'r November 17, 2019