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Black Cougar

Tyra Banks
Shiny Pokemon

They're like Black Cougars
Same shit actually
by StealthShi January 8, 2011
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sugar cougar

an older wealth woman who seeks sexual relationships with much younger men.Corresponding to sugar daddy. Also, rich cougar /rich kugar/rich kuger.
A: Where he got that fancy watch? B: From his sugar cougar l bet.
by Vmighty September 13, 2015
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Cougar Bait

A male 17+ that has over sized arms and shoulders that has low
or "adjustable" standards. Usually heard uttering the phrase "who am I to deny that hot older broad pleasure?"
Aston Moore or any other young, fit male would be cougar bait would be subject to a Cougar Prey MILF yummy mummy
by Scott Dill June 20, 2006
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Cougar

I am reeling. I am 29 years 4 months old and I just got called a cougar for the first time! I have NEVER dated a man younger than me in my entire life. I simply, moved 2,000 miles away to a new town for a new job due to the horrible economy...And given it is that I have no friends, I went to the bar by myself to have a few drinks. I am the type to talk to anybody, and the people next to me at the bar happened to be a group of 22 and 23 year old men. I was friendly to them and enjoyed a few hours of good conversation, but I made NO advances. The men made advances on me! I turned them down because I am not interested in dating a younger man. And the young fellow labled me a Cougar on his frickin Twitter Page. I am floored.
I must be a new example as I was labled a Cougar. Im 29, athletic, hot, classically dressed, friendly, confident. But I'm not at all rich. I have a very successful career but am reeling in debt from my 7 years spent gaining higher education and my year of unemployment. So I do not appreciate being looked at as a sugar mama.
by junebugrunner February 6, 2010
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cougar

An older woman, usually with abnormally large breasts and a very small waist looking to get some action from a defenseless young male. Cougars usually range from the ages of 35-55 and can be vicious creatures out to end puppy love relationships. Cougars dwell in small, dark, high class bars in downtown settings where they can quickly sneak up on their prey, rendering them defenseless. The night usually ends in waking up next to the cougar after a night of sexual escapades to her child getting ready for school. Beware of cougars, beware.
Defenseless College Student 1: What happened to you last night? You were with us at the bar then you just kind of disappeared.

DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.

DCS 1: Fuck.
by Cougar Prey December 26, 2007
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cougar

A divorced woman who is going through menopause. She was the town slut in youth, had an abortion before she was married, and uses sex to advance in a career instead of hard, honest work. She enjoys going after men that are the age her aborted child would have been if it was still alive. She uses girlfriends that are more attractive then herself as lures for younger men, because they would not touch her with a ten foot pole. She cares little to nothing about the psychological affects of her actions will have on her sons.

She is constantly making and loosing friends who drop out of sight when they figure out the type of person she is. Her male friends rarely tell her the truth and are losers in business.
Former girlfriend:
No, I don't hang out with that cougar anymore, especially after her son, who is young enough to be my child, made a pass at me.

Yes, she laughed at the information for hours in private and made up a story about her son allegedly enlisting in the army, thinking that made up for her bad parenting and his actions.
by Not a cougar August 28, 2006
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urban cougar

one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.
I pulled some urban cougar last night: i took down a 6th grade teacher.
by doc. July 13, 2006
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