3 definitions by doc.

a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.
Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.
by doc. July 14, 2006
one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.
I pulled some urban cougar last night: i took down a 6th grade teacher.
by doc. July 14, 2006