urban cougar

one of the most satisfying additions to anyone's strange ass profile. essentially, a woman who is significantly older than you. She should be smoke and capable at, the very least of picking up your bar tab, then taking you home for a session of mistake making.

I pulled some urban cougar last night: i took down a 6th grade teacher.

by doc. July 14, 2006

grizzle monster

a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.

Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.

by doc. July 14, 2006

bang at me

Used when telling someone to text you or hit you up.

Yo, bang at me when you get home.

Bang at me I’m bored.

by Doc. March 14, 2018