swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.
"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."
by ridetheyak September 13, 2009
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Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD
Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.
by English Rasputin September 26, 2023
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Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
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Cold Played

To get yourself into something you can’t get out.
“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.
by Major Montana May 24, 2021
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Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.
I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
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Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 20, 2017
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cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
by da da da da da da da January 09, 2022
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