Clam Clunching

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.

Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching

by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

cratching

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008

catching oil

when a white gets cummed on by a black dude

Dude she it catching oil

by Joe dodds March 6, 2009

klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

by drofan November 5, 2010

clutchicles

When a seventh grader tries to swagify the word clutch

"Hey Matt, want to play some video games on Friday?
"Sounds clutchicles man!"

by Seventh Grader January 24, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.

Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.

by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014