clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
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Clutch

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoe) I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate
by ZoëChelsey May 03, 2016
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Static Clutch

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.
by Static Clutch May 21, 2023
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Clutch

pronoun. Is the right person at the right time in a crucial situation.
"Miranda is so Clutch right now," said Ricky to Meghan.
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Clutch

1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.

2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.

3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.

1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!

2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.

3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 06, 2017
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Clutchness

The greatest softball coach that ever lived has a word for a team being able to deliver clutch performances at just the right time. It’s a compilation of individuals each bring key performances and compounding them together at peak moments to bring team clutchness!
The Sooners softball team brings clutchness to the super regionals In a 2-0 shutout against Alabama!
by physicaltherapist1 May 25, 2025
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