When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 05, 2018
by jackpipes August 05, 2023
When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.
As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money
If anyone's going to need some money
by Slam rusher March 27, 2023
person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?
person 1: ohhh yeaaa
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?
person 1: ohhh yeaaa
by izzy_145 July 14, 2022
Seen in a subreddit about TV commercials: "This is a prime example of overconsumption in America because just slapping the name luxury in front of a semi-improved piece of pee cloth is just crazy and weird to me."
by Telephony2 December 26, 2024
by sumacoman May 19, 2023
The cloth you place under your girl to catch the man milk you just pumped into her as you pull out. Incontinence pads work best for heavy loads while a microfiber cloth is best for smaller, daily inseminations. A darker drip cloth is reccomend when there is a competing flow or anal.
Forgot to use a drip cloth with the lady and now I have to wash my Hotel Luxury bed sheets for the 3rd time this week!
by Devon McIntyer July 29, 2019