Butthole Anarchist

Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.

That bald man with a motorcycle is a butthole anarchist with no morals.

by Chrisrutola May 02, 2022

indian butthole

Rip a twizzler in half. Fill the twizzler hole with RSO (Rick Simpson Oil)

Hey bro, how you feeling after that Indian Butthole.

by AJ Hades August 14, 2021

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 28, 2022

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

Butthole week

Butthole week is when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag so you get the Butthole

Brandy is on the rag this week so I guess its Butthole week

by Gator2950 April 05, 2017

Percolating butthole

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.

My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.

by Aij5454 October 03, 2021