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Captain Butterfluff

(Sir Butterfluff by day) A super hero/villain on day 2 who only comes out in the snow. he wears a shower curtain cape, has a teaspoon as a weapon, has a crackly old man voice and sometimes combines the macarena with the chicken dance.
girl: "lol is that guy wearing a shower curtain??" Sir butterfluff: "ohh how very dare you! you silly old girl, for I am captain butterfluff!! oohhh"
by poasa ma'atasi June 13, 2013
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cunt butter

what is produced when you are long dicking a vagina for more than 15 minutes
when we finished...I noticed I had cunt butter on my balls.
by flop dobbins May 5, 2014
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canna-butter butt sex

The act of using canna-butter as a sexual lubricant for anal intercourse.
Ray and I had canna-butter butt sex and we got stoned out of our gourds.
by zukandy May 9, 2014
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Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.
Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him
by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016
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Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.
Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"
by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016
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Fluffer Butter

A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.
Don't be such a homophobic game-nerd, Mom made fluffer butters!
by ipOStrophe November 8, 2016
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bad butterflies

That feeling you get when you have butterflies about somebody but then something goes wrong. Like you get some text that calls you out on some bad shit or you see some girl on your mans snap story. Then you get that lump in your throat and that real nervous uneasy feeling. Those are bad butterflies.
by badgalseriri September 28, 2017
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