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Buffalo Sabres 

NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).

Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!
"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"

"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"

buffalo blizzard 

When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.
When you give a hand job with snow.

Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow

Buffalo Blizzard!

Because western ny is covered in snow!
buffalo blizzard by ChrissyZz December 19, 2010

buffalo grove high school 

a suck ass school that all the poor kids go to
oh, that kid goes to buffalo grove high school? he must be poor.
buffalo grove high school by klkone November 28, 2016

buffalo bill 

the act of tying a noose around your sexual partners neck and riding that ass like a buffalo
Last night i buffalo bill'd that trick ass bitch
buffalo bill by bok bok chickenhead December 28, 2009

Buffalo Vasectomy 

A vasectomy involving the use of two large bricks in order to eliminate the male sex organs contained in the scrotum.
Dean: There's also the buffalo vasectomy, which involves two bricks.

Jason: That works too, but much more painful.
Buffalo Vasectomy by TommyHarr March 24, 2010

buffalo grove 

One of the best burbs around the chicago area...

its not full of wiggers, wiggers get their asses handed to them at this school.. and stevenson sucks dick.. only faggots go to that school..
Poor white trash go to stevenson, and their parents work at mcdonalds or some other shitty job, while the rest of us get high paying jobs and roll in our Mercedes and Lexus's..

The only thing bad about BGHS, is the punk/gothic/emo mother fuckers...
Like Tim King, hes a fucking loser with his tight pants he looks like a faggot just like the rest of those pussys..

BGHS for the win.
Wheeling Highschool : man we are poor, just like stevenson, too bad we cant go to Buffalo grove
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Tim King : im so gay
buffalo grove by BGHS Rocks May 3, 2006

buffalo wings 

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.
Buffalo Wings are a must for any sports party.
buffalo wings by Lon August 8, 2005