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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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Brad

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.
Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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Brad Carr

A guy so fucking dumb he used the urban dictionary as proof of spelling for the word: numbnuts, but spelled it numnuts.
Don't talk to that guy he's a total Brad Carr!
by Washingtana February 9, 2025
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brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020
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Brad

Currently overdosing on Oxy
Goddamit Brad not again
by ass shmooper August 26, 2017
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.
by Vajeebi February 27, 2016
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