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get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.
"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.
by Nicholas D July 29, 2021
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Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.
Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 29, 2020
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God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 6, 2004
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bless

A discrete way to say you are going to kill someone or smoke weed also used by rudeboys when saying goodbye
Ex1, How many people you bless is how you measure your success

Ex2, yo we about to roll up and bless this shit
Ex3, I gone get goin den aight me bredren bless
by gdizzlex May 5, 2011
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Bless Up

Verb:
Blessing up is when you mentally prepare yourself for an event that is considered nerve racking or comical.
Me: You will do great man, bless up.
Friend: Okay dude, I'm ready.
by DaRkLYr January 14, 2017
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Bless You

After Jizzing in ones mouth, you punch him/her on the nose gently causing him/her to sneeze out your liquid romance and you proceed to say "Bless you!!"
Bob: Dude..how was last night??
John: It was great! I made her sneeze my cum out through her nose.
Bob: Did you say bless you?
John: And she said thank you
by T_Rexor September 24, 2011
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jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong
Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing
by JCJ August 8, 2006
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