Blake

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!

Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

Blanked

Is a term stoners use to describe toking so much ganja that your mind becomes blank. Often the result of having too many blunts or "sink tokes".

Mandude: Dudeman, i heard you ate alot of chicken wings last night

Dudeman: ya Mandude, me and your sister ate so many that we got blanked.

Mandude: DUDE! you got my sister blanked?

by Stecent December 13, 2009

Blaked

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

Blacked Out

A late-stage phase of niggarosity in which an individual of non-African descent is so overwhelmed by the desire to engage in the cultural choices, societal behaviors, and core conducts of African-Americans, that they subconsciously adopt such mannerisms, usually to the chagrin of true African-Americans, who tend to view such individuals as utter buffoons, and who are completely staggered by such behavior. There is no known cure.

Yo, J, see dat bitch ova there? Her tongue so hard foe' da bruthas, she do anythang ta git some o' dat dark meat. So what dat bitch did? She be tryin' to talk like da sistas, dress like da sistas, walk like da sistas, - everythang! Thang is, dat dumb bitch ain't made herself moe hot, instead, she so blacked out, ain't no self-respectin' brutha goin' fuck her wit' da POTUS' dick!

by aesirfan1963 November 5, 2017

blackenese

A Chinese-African Man - a Chinafrican.

Yo Dat Tigah Woods ain't black, he's Blackenese.

by Cum-Chup September 3, 2005

Blake

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.

Fuck Blake man.

by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

blackened fate

to have your fate brought to a blackened end

the fate you once had is now turned for the worst and is now considered your blackened fate

by blackened fate February 18, 2009