beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Beaches

Two women who share every aspect of their lives with each other. The relationship is often stormy and is marked by intense emotion and an over-abundance of drama. Nevertheless, the tears are honestly shed, and one will most probably give a gut-wrenching eulogy at the other's funeral. (Noun)

To go Beaches (Verb) -

1. to divulge the most private details of your life to your best-friend
2. your girlfriend (romantic) discusses an embarassing secret about your sex life with her best friend.

Noun -

I know everything there is to know about that girl; we've been Beaches for ten years.

Verb 1. -

I promised I wouldn't say anything, but I can go all Beaches with you right, girl?

Verb 2. -

My ex-girlfriend went Beaches on me and told her friend I have a small penis. Like her friend didn't already know. Oooh, snap!

by Madame June 29, 2006

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.

geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.

by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004

BigCheese

That one person who you keep going back to, even though it always ends up the same- bad. Much like a lab rat and the electrified cheese.

Mike, that bastard, is my big cheese.

by G October 26, 2003

bitchen

a woman who belongs in the kitchen

Go back to where to you belong you bitchen!

by donwang February 23, 2011

life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.

- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched

by killa4566 December 26, 2019

bitcheh

someone who is being the all-time lameass at a party; this person is the guy/girl who sits in the corner with a frown on the face, empty-handed, and looks as if they are going through hell; they do not drink, talk, or engage in any sort of party or celebration; scares the crowd or people off from the party

1. Gah damn, look at that little fuck sitting over there being lame. Girls have complained to me about the creepass looks he keeps giving them. I think it is time we kick that little bitcheh out of here!
2. You little bitcheh.
3. C'mon bitcheh!

by txdude021 March 25, 2009