Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.

"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"

by prvtdonut7 April 20, 2005

Ass-Bastard

A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

by Safe Seraphim June 28, 2008

bitch bastard

A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.

"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"

by prairiefire May 21, 2010

bastard

a small town in Norway

i live in Bastard, Norway. Fine place

by oaketree May 13, 2005

Bastard

One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.

Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.

by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003

Bastard

The british word for you fucking coward

You're such a bastard fr tho like who searches this

by StrawberryGlow April 29, 2022

Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.

Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004