Barney

A male skateboarder, over 40, who wears full pads (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet) 1980's skateboarding fashion, and talks very loudly about when they skated back in the day with dog-town and z-boys. Usually barneys are found in groups, with a particularly overweight guy taking photos of tricks that are not at all impressive. A barney loves telling other non-padded skateboarders, especially female skateboarders, that they wear pads because they are so old, but in fact, are not that old. A barney will pad up even if there is no vert in sight. A barney will speak loudly and cheer unnecessarily loudly when their friends do boring, unimpressive tricks or if a female skateboarder does something unimpressive, like dropping into the bowl. Barneys play music while they skate, which matches their 1980's clothing and pad styles, and consists of one style of music from the 1980's (example: Dead Kennedys).

The bowl is filled with barneys on Saturday morning; let's skate in the afternoon instead.

by skatin_jasmine September 10, 2019

Barney Smith

A ‘Barney Smith’ is a name given to homosexual or bisexual men alike when they are partaking in the most unsettling of sexual actions or trying to instigate rough anal sex with a passer by.

Person 1:Hey what’s Jack doing in his room? I can here screaming and banging and it sounds like handcuffs and chains are being used.

Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s just being a Barney Smith

by The Conductor of the Fun house January 19, 2021

wing banners

Fatigue of general area after firing off too many ping pong balls.

'I've got wing banners after last night's performance!'

by KingTutsWWH May 8, 2008

lil barney

A YouTube turning into sound cloud rapper that slowly is getting fame and attention, and loves getting nudes

Did you hear lil Barney?
Caillou Caillou
This the fucking shit

by ILoveVaginas November 9, 2017

BANNED

When a poster on GameFAQs, usually on the board LUE, says something which is worthy of a banning from the site.

LUEser: (Insert wordLUEicide/word here)
LUSser: "So true, but BANNED!!!11!!!shift+one!!!111"

by Stoufer August 16, 2003

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

banned

Generaly known as a skater store,for all the non-gamers out there. :/ Very simular to Tilly's or Zumiez.Sells brands such as GRNappletree, KR3W, Element, Vans, Obey,etc.

"I went to Banned the other day and bought this tight hoodie!"
"I dont give a fuck."

by Clairah December 28, 2007