noddy badge

When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.

Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers

p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**

by SXCTinkerbell February 5, 2007

rusty sherrif's badge

dirty battered "ring piece"
Also known as Rusty Bullet Hole, Ass Hole, Brown Eye, Wrong'Un, Exit Sphincter, Poop Hatch, Loaf Chopper, Cornhole, Poop shute, Shitter, Batty Button, Fudge Barrier, Your Momma's Favourite Place or Brown Blow Hole

A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"

by Tim Evans February 3, 2004

Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.

girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh

by eeeeeewwwww May 22, 2011

Badgers

Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.

"Wow, I just saw a badger."

by Skitster August 13, 2003

Badgers

sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere

ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.

see also bananaphone

i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food

by Dijital May 22, 2004

Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies

dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off

by KevinMul February 9, 2010

badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.

It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.

by Andy June 12, 2008