Bean a Chrisman 

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

Bean a Chrisman by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.

That damn nigger is a bean nut.

Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Bean Me

To ask for coffee, esp. early in the morning when you're sleep walking to work/coffee house.

"Bean me" said the droopy-eyed customer to the the barista.

Bean Me by an0nym00se October 16, 2006

bean water 

What you call coffee if it is the only thing in the house that you have to drink.

Drinking bean water before you go to sleep tweaks you out and makes you sweat.

bean water by teacherdave January 27, 2004

Bean Cheese

The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.

After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.

Bean Cheese by Gringo Charlie September 9, 2010

Bean Pack 

To cram an excessivly amount of people into a small area. Usually multiple kids into a two seated car. Word comes from Mexicans usually cram the most amount of illegals into one car for various purposes.

Dee- Yo nigga, let's go get some 40's.
Joe- Alright, but theres ten peeps thats gunna hafta bean pack into your Geo Metro.
Al- Shotgun!

Bean Pack by D.Rag July 12, 2006

Bean Milk 

When you cum inside somebody earlobe

Yo bean milk

Bean Milk by SupReme MiLK March 1, 2018