Berrybate

The act of masterbating while looking at porn on one's Blackberry.

Ted: Dude, I tried to call you yesterday but i got a message saying your number was no longer in service.
Jeff: Yeah my wife canceled our cell service after she found out I used my phone to Berrybate.
Ted: Ugh. I used that phone. WTF?

by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009

Berted

When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.

You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!

by theBerter December 16, 2010

Bertagnoli

Sexiest Man alive. If you have him, hes probally your teacher and you will fawn over him.

My teacher is so fucking hot, he must be named Bertagnoli

by als;djflkasjdlf;kjasldkfjka November 7, 2011

Phantom Berry

a Blackberry user phenomenon whereas the user mistakenly believes there Black Berry is vibrating only to find their Blackberry is not even on them. Or is on their person, but did not vibrate

Common among chronic Black Berry users

Dude, hang on my blackberrys calling...nope just another phantom berry caller - my imaganination.

by gtsawyer May 5, 2008

holley berry

the bitch of the group aka THE BOSS.

the hottest, coolest, most admired hoe.

everyone wants to be here

i wish i could be more like holley berry.

=/

by thatbadbitch69 July 3, 2009

The Bert

A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.

Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.

by SuperSaintMan April 17, 2010

josh beaty

Mythical marsupial that has been known to give blowjobs for pickle jobs.

"I just had this weird marsupial offer to blow me for a pickle shot."

"Yeah right, I know that the Josh Beaty doesn't exist."

by Sneeze Lady October 28, 2013