council bean

overweight teenage single mother, large hooped earings(parrot pearch earings),drinks and smokes when pregnant, lives on social welfare and singles mothers allowance, not a regular member of the workfoce, none of the children are by the same father, common name for male offsring is wayne. will bang everything, seriously gelled down fringe.

little britains vicky pollard is a prime example of a council bean

by Speedterrorist October 20, 2005

colos beans

Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The

Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.

Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice

Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.

Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans

by beansbeansbeansbeansbeans November 30, 2019

fail beans

Remark used when a person does something stupid. Possible combination of "fail" and "cool beans".

Jennifer reached over the table, knocking over the glass of water and spilling it everywhere.

Jennifer: "Oh, crap. Sorry guys."
Everyone else: "Fail beans."

by Slomo#1 September 2, 2009

Draymond Beans

Draymond Beans is a Instagram star with a whopping 3,700 followers at the time of this definition. His goal is to mimic star NBA star Draymond Green. His vocabulary is very limited with words like “Draymond Beans”, or “Spam Draymond Beans in the comments” Draymond Beans also has a son named Draymond Beans Jr who recently started his own Instagram and as of right now has 120 followers

Commenter: Draymond Beans😤

Draymond Beans Replying: Draymond Beans😳🔥

by Dgoat24 September 1, 2019

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Bloody Bean

A nickname for Boston aka beantown describing its violence and gangs.

Be careful in the Bloody Bean.

by That Boston Guy July 5, 2016

bean circle

The female equivalent of a circle-jerk.

"Semisi is going to be late, she is caught up in a bean circle

by SemiSizeMe October 3, 2015