awkward turtles

imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in

woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born

by coolkids03 December 16, 2008

Awkward Penis

Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.

Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.

He had a tiny penis, I couldn't even tell if he was in..

(Hand motion)Awkward Penis!

by Hanie123 December 6, 2009

Awkward starfish

1) A situation where it does not hit you right away. Once it is realized, the person then angrily (or amusingly) smacks the other person in the face with their palm, hence an awkward starfish.

2) An excuse to jokingly slap the other person

Person A: Firing a rifle hurts my finger..
Person B: LOL
Person A: ............
Person A: AWKWARD STARFISH *slap*

by evilgoo May 28, 2009

Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

Awkward Boy

An noun used to describe a very ungraceful individual; one who has no control over his or her body language. Everytime this person walks into the room, a creepy feeling goes through the people near him. He is wierd.

Justin was no longer his name....he took the title of Awkward Boy.

by Herman May 6, 2005

awkward indian

the awkward indian is achieved when you are completely clothed and your female partner is completely naked.

Oh shit! Did you see Jesse pull the awkward indian last night? It's funny cause she's a Cherokee!

by higgins & steckel July 20, 2008