awkward salmon

putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio

dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon

by dugout October 5, 2010

awkward flush

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.

Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.

by MrNevermore September 26, 2007

awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.

Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.

by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009

Awkward Gearshift

The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"

Austin: Hey man, pound it.

Joe: Alright *extends fist*

Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT

by DLBlast May 12, 2009

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011

Awkward

1. Lacking grace or elegance; clumsy
2.Used express anything is uncomfortable or disagreeable

1. Steve thinks my prose is awkward and unrefined.
2. I saw Steve at the mall yesterday. Awkward!

by SN Nieves February 21, 2011

Awkwarding

Verb /ˈôkwərding/
The action of causing difficulty; making the situation hard to do or deal with.

Person 1: "Why is this so hard?"
Person 2: "I don't know, why don't you ask your mom about last night and maybe she'll give you an answer."
Person 1: "Why do you have to be awkwarding at a time like this!?"

by Clementine367 June 15, 2011