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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder 

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
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.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.

.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.
.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.
Anxiety that occurs when you are handed the aux cord in front of other people due to fear of judgement
Guy 1: Hey man want the AUX cord???

Guy 2: Nah man, I'll get auxiety and won't know what to play
Auxiety by anthonykuz1 May 1, 2017

anxietyandeyeliner 

The epic red-haired girl you see in those dumb memes and 2am thoughts.
anxietyandeyeliner - "Sometimes I get sad but then i just do my makeup"

anxietment 

A noun which describes the combined feelings of anxiety and excitement over a forthcoming situation.
Giving an embarrassing speech at your best friend's wedding:
A: So how's the best man's speech going along?
B: Man, I've got anxietment about the whole thing!
anxietment by NikG83 February 21, 2006

anxietize 

v. anxietized, anxietizing, anxietizes

v. tr.
1. to cause or impose anxiety

adj. anxietized
1. the state of containing overpowering anxiety
I did my best to anxietize my enemy.

I became extremely anxietized by the potentially murderous cat.
anxietize by BigMeow October 27, 2008

antxiety 

When you make eye contact with one or several ants, and subsequently every itch or tickle that you feel is assumed to be a bug crawling on you, until such time that the pest control company arrives to eliminate the problem.
I saw an ant in the kitchen the other day and ever since I've been suffering with antxiety.
antxiety by fauxreal August 4, 2015