angry launch

In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.

Grrrr! angry launch!!!

by FragerZ January 11, 2008

Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on

She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman

by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008

angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009

angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.

Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?

by y-dawg December 7, 2009

Angry Jade

When you pour green cactus jacks all over your partners naked bum then lick it while stimulating your partners sensual areas with your tongue. The bum juices then mix with the cactus jacks creating a leakage of green juices which pour from the bum for several days after.

Guy 1: "last night me and kath did angry jade. i can still taste it and when she sits down its all green''

by user1706 January 25, 2011

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011

angry liam

A person who gets angry very easily, often a the littlest and most stupid things.

"who's that kicking their bike and swearing", "Angry Liam

by Bailey_Emmerson December 29, 2015