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Angle raped

1. Particularly with respect to girls; when a girl looks as though she would be a legitimate fuck but you are only offered an angle grotesquely misrepresenting the final product, i.e., the booty call experience.

2. The effect caused by watching a picture of a girl not taken in direct sunlight, showing all of her naked body.
"Dude, I got angle raped yesterday! I called this bitch I had been flirting with on facebook. Her pic managed to conceal what should've been written on her forehead. Namely: FAT CUNT! And duuude, the girl had stretch marks like a thirty year old to boot!"
by Oldfaggot July 3, 2009
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Angelo

Angelo is the bringer of hell, the physical manifestation of hell itself. Rejected from heaven a fallen Angel cast upon this earth to wander for eternity. He is loyal to those who are kind to him and will do whatever it takes to protect those he cares about, tho he has been cast out from heaven he is still an Angel and as such still possess divine power from the heavenly graces and can defeat all who oppose him. His one true goal is world domination, however he is incredibly lazy and this off, never to be done in the foreseeable future.
Person 1: woah, is that Angelo, he’s so cool
Person 2: I know right, Angelo is like the best person ever
by Man of meow November 7, 2020
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San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air.
I gave my girl a San Angelo Snorkel in the hotel bathroom.
by matrixmayne767687 February 15, 2008
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angelo

To obliterate a defender playing soccer with a series of insane jukes. Always resulting in the defender seriously injuring themselves and usually crying like a baby.
Oh shit son, he went Angelo all up in yo face!
by ABFSRA October 2, 2006
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Analog

Term used to describe something or someone that is outdated, antiquated, or just old school in a lame way. Opposite of digital, as in cool and upbeat
Man, I hate how the school still uses IE 4 on their computers. It's too damn analog
by pckl300 February 22, 2008
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the angles

The Angles:

Only a shot of the face, a shot of the ass, a shot of the mouth, a shot of the eyes.
“There is no full picture”

All the ugly girls at myspace have this!!!
Dude 1- Dude look at this chick she is hot!!!
Dude 2- Dude she’s got the angles, you know... “The angles” all the ugly chicks at myspace have that, there is no full picture!
by joshi July 28, 2008
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Analog

Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.

Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Josh: "Someone left a huge turd in the office mens room."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
by TheFlashSimiValley May 26, 2021
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