He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019
Get the Evan Tuckmug. The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
by tree_boi3 August 1, 2020
Get the Evan Hansenmug. Verb: Rich Evansed - This verb is named after the man of Red Letter Media fame: To be spooky accurate in predicting where a story's plot will go next.
by OrchardSin June 29, 2021
Get the Rich Evansmug. by mrs.max1m0ff June 26, 2021
Get the Evan Petersmug. A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming
by taterbrains January 1, 2012
Get the Sweaty Evanmug. by DeCePTiOnIzE August 23, 2016
Get the evan fongmug. by stoopidmoogan January 15, 2020
Get the Evan Petersmug.