To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.
Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025
Get the Allenmug. by ryanallen November 30, 2016
Get the ryan allenmug. by Thebigboss1998 January 27, 2021
Get the Skanky Allenmug. A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall. She/He is tall and they are very energetic and just fun to be around and hang with. When it is their birthday they always turn up.
Someone: Isn't your last name Allen, what does it mean?
Me: A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall.
Me: A cool, calm, and caring person who is sometimes mean but is nice overall.
by anonymous <3333 October 6, 2022
Get the Allenmug. The go-to man. Will live on to be a legend. Smart, resourceful, ambitious. Risk-averse isn't a pair of words one can use to describe him. Not a perfect man, but he works with his strengths and limitations. He will learn, improve and dominate.
by Chigchig88 November 24, 2021
Get the Allenmug. I’m sorry for being a bad boyfriend all the time and i’m sorry for always arguing with you, I don’t want to let my guard down because I am scared of you finding better or leaving me. But i am going to try my best to let my guard down and trust you. I think a few months ago we were at a point where our relationship couldn’t be “saved” but i will do anything for us. i will try and try and try to make it 100% better than it has been. I am going to try to give you space when you need it and realize you have a life beyond me. I just want you to love me with everything and i want to be important. i wanna be your first, your last. and your everything. i love you stink
by J.or.nobody April 22, 2023
Get the jaysa emma allenmug. A fictional character, who lives in the town of Auburn with her best friend Emma Erikson. She is a book worm, and has a deep love for Colorado, and has recently gotten braces and endures the struggle most teenagers struggle with every day. She is a senior in high school and soon going to College with her 2 friends: Emma Erikson, and Danielle Carlson.
by Arizona girl Chloe June 23, 2020
Get the Maddy Allenmug.