To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must take a shit on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all lubricated with the shit, you use it as a slip and slide.
Yo, I ain't paying for a slip 'n' slide, my girlfriends a midget and she's down to Alaskan Mudslide.
by sean ruff August 5, 2008
Get the alaskan mudslide mug.Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.
Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"
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This is done by the man cumming on his hands and putting them over the girls ears while pumping the cum in the ear holes. This can be done vice versa.
Fuck, my girlfriend did the Alaskan Earmuffs on me and now I'm deaf from all that cum clogged in my ears.
by kneejuice May 25, 2009
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While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
While receiving oral sex from a female partner, right before ejaculation, the male whispers in the females ear that he has herpes, then cums in her throat, making it come out of her nose. Meanwhile, while she is trying to get the cum out of her nose, he beats her with a sock filled with feces.
Bro 1: "bro did you hear about ashley?"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
Bro 2: "yeah dude shes so gross! did you hear what sam did to her?"
Bro 1: "haha yeah man, he got her with the hot alaskan fire breathing karl!"
by getemmm0611 January 26, 2009
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by ptarmaginheart January 25, 2010
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