Absolutelygorgeous

Asian Angie from Wa.

That's absolutelygorgeous rite there that Angie girl. 'I'm lovin it'

by JasonDvor April 2, 2025

Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.

Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal

When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious

by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025

absolute

Adjective used before any noun (mainly by British people) to turn said noun into an insult.

"Oi, say that to my face you absolute helmet!"

by zuradon't May 20, 2025

Absolutenance

A state of peace or insanity

*watching someone sitting on a beach enjoying the scenery or watching someone screaming at no one in public*

"They're in complete absolutenance"

by TaurusAbsolutenance June 19, 2025

Absoulutely

A confirmation or response guaranteed totally and absolutely by the Respondent's Soul. Being completely in agreement with someone to the Soul depth.

#1: Did U intend to pass gas that just singed my nose hairs, mayne?

#2: Absoulutely!

by DuVay Knox June 19, 2025

Absolute faggotry

When someone is being so gay they become straight then gay again

Anyone who uses a shotgun I call of duty shows absolute faggotry

by Everduse July 18, 2025