Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.

Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*

by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019

absolutely smack

A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.

Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!

by otownispunkrawk July 22, 2003

absfab

adj. Short for "absolutely fabulous". Exceptional or extraordinary.

The sixth-annual Third Coast Audio Festival was an absfab time, and I'm already looking forward to next year.

by John Basile October 30, 2006

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Absolute Cringe-Worthy

You

You are Absolute Cringe-Worthy

by GamerPog May 12, 2022

Absoloute-Fuck-Hole

A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.

Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.

Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."

Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."

by jazz4 November 25, 2010

Absolute Victory

The highest achievable point if satisfaction known to mankind itself.

Male One: "Dude they sell Mountain Dew here"

Male Two: "Absolute Victory"

by Iron Swan September 11, 2013