Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.

Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.

by Nate716 April 28, 2015

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alfoot

A hairy bastard that is always late. He is always late as he has to pack and Carry his rucksack everywhere

Look is that Bigfoot, no it's Alfoot, I thought so Bigfoot isn't late.

by God66 March 12, 2016

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almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

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almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

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APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

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