ADULT SLURPEE

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for fouding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).

Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.

by LISA B of the PKD February 20, 2009

adultery

insemination of any form, inclusive of artificial insemination.

God committed adultery as evidenced by the birth of Jesus. He thus violated his own commandment. Bastard.

by mootpoint August 16, 2006

Adult Gardening

The act of inserting two hands, simultaneously into a woman's rectum and vagina at the same time without making fists.

Blake decided to try out some adult gardening when he double-spaded that girl.

by adult-gardener May 2, 2009

Adulting

It's a special thing you get when you turn 18. It lets you be in charge. It also makes you a leader. How? By Adulting!!

Child: Dad, how come you are in charge?
Dad: because I'm an adult.
Child: but how do you become a person in charge?
Dad: by Adulting!

by Dear bob August 29, 2020

adulterizing

A slang term for committing adultery, or cheating on a spouse.

Man, you heard that tom got caught cheating on his wife?

Yeah bro, fella shouldn't have been adulterizing.

by tommy dog2 April 17, 2011

Adultard

A person that acts so grown up, it makes them retarded.

My adultard friends think comic books are for kids.

I thought the moshpit would be better, but it was just a bunch of adultards playing grabass

"of course you can play with fireworks, son. Did you think I was an Adultard?"

by onlikepopcorn December 9, 2012

adultergarten

A school or class where adults learn things by playing

Adultergarten comes from the German words Adulter ("adults") and Garten ("garden"). A garden of adults is a lovely and poetic image for a classroom full of antsy grown-ups trying their hardest to master basic skills and ideas through creative and interactive lessons.

Dick and Jim learned to create elegant graphs using finger-paints during Adultergarten class today.

by PlayDHD January 17, 2017