by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019

by UnboundTrauma July 22, 2021

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.
In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
by Dunkdog May 24, 2022

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)
sergey's brain cells
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)
sergey's brain cells
by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021
