This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
Get the ciarans teen emporiummug. My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.
We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.
Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.
We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.
Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.
by steakeater May 24, 2014
Get the teen beauty pageantmug. by Thomas Joyce October 27, 2004
Get the teen cell powermug. where teens get together to form there own wiccan covens because most other covens won't accept anyone under 18.
A coven made up entirely of teens.
A coven made up entirely of teens.
by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009
Get the teen wiccan covenmug. Any group of four girls consisting of one hot girl, two good looking girls, and an ugly girl that makes the rest of them look better.
a Cheerleader, two grils who's names you don't know, and a girl who is overweight with glasses, and acne.
by oddity March 4, 2004
Get the teen girl squadmug. Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?
Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"
2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.
Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"
Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"
2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.
Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"
Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
by DuckieBoiKal October 3, 2023
Get the Modern Teen Languagemug. A species on its own, the preppy chicago teens. You can find these kids at certain schools around chicago, and with an exception of the kids who were too broke to go to private school but still consider themselves “preppy” and “upper class”. Ignatius, loyola, parker, latin, regina are full of preppy individuals. These kids wear vineyard vines EVERYTHING, girls usally have a vera bradley id, lily pulitzer skirt or shorts and tory burch sandals or jack rogers. When wintertime hits chicago the preppies wear a Patagonia jacket and Patagonia snap-T fleece underneath to keep extra warmth. Boat shoes are common and girls wear hunter boots or uggs. The preppies of chicago all live in Lincoln park, gold coast, river north, lakeview and somewhat around there. On the weekends they hangout in a large group with their other preppy friends and go get tonys burrito mex (a local taco place) around lakeview. Some preppy boys don’t hangout becuase they are too busy playing hockey for a triple A team. Most preppies also have a membership to midtown, east bank club or a local country club. Usally the girls on the weekends go out to eat at summer house santa Monica, hampton social or any place with a cute wall or sign for their insta.
Hey, i wonder why there are 20 girls trying to take a photo by the “rosé” wall?
Oh thos are the preppy chicago teens ignore them
Oh thos are the preppy chicago teens ignore them
by welikechickenfried November 22, 2018
Get the preppy chicago teensmug.