Nice job

An acute indictment of reality

" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .

by flute September 11, 2019

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013

web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.

Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!

by brototype1012 March 26, 2010

ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

insurance job

Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.

See also: Brexit, fire sale.

Turns out that warehouse that burned down last night was half empty. Looks like an insurance job.

by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020

thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009